I’ve never been one of those prisoners who crosses days off the calendar or scores a tally into the wall. But every now and again I feel compelled to calculate exactly how long I’ve spent at Her Majesty’s pleasure.
Well, I just worked it out again and today is a very special day. Today is day 4444. 12 years, 2 months and 2 days.
I can only hope that next time I make my calculations is the last time – the day of my release.