The EU referendum is now imminent but the campaign on both sides of the debate has been characterised by mass confusion. It seems that no one really knows what the future holds, regardless of whether we stay or whether we leave. However, if predictions were to be made, here’s one hypothetical forecast of events to come if Britain were to go it alone.
Yep, Water cannons will be used to manage the hydrophobic zombies.
Great stuff. But after reading the news over the past few days I’m beginning to think that the zombie outbreak started years ago without us ever noticing and now 52% of the electorate are already amongst the walking dead.
“Nellie the Elephant packed her trunk
And said goodbye to the circus
Off she went with a trumpety-trump
Trump, trump, trump…”